Big - Beefy - Bara - Baby

spoopycops:

hamfootsia:

spoopycops:

tbh i just want a humanformers mtmte au where everything is Fine and the whole plot is just a road trip that wne t really really wrong and they probably should have turned back a while ago but u kno, whatever

Everyone’s on a re purposed…

rabioheab:

a boy and a girl are sitting together on a bench after a romantic date. “can i kiss you?” the boy says. the girl nods and the boy pulls out black and white face paint and starts putting it on her face. “you’re going to be gene simmons” he whispers.

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americanninjax:

floozys:

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I have no idea what I was expecting from that picture but it wasn’t this. And it’s glorious

aaaaa42:

*drop’s a box of tic tacs*aaahhh my tic tacs! theres tic tacs everywhere. *bends over seductively to pick up tic tac* *bends over seductively to pick up tic tac* *bends over seductively to pick up tic tac* *bends over seductively to pick up tic tac*


"Yes hello, I’d like to make a de-paws-it."
"That’s funny."
"My finances are not a fucking game, Jessica."

"Yes hello, I’d like to make a de-paws-it."

"That’s funny."

"My finances are not a fucking game, Jessica."

rumoko:

Hulk Hogan is an asset to America

I just realized I have only 2 weeks to pack for TFCon…image

lotrlockedwhovian:

dreamingofcossackia:

live to ride

how did bikers ever get the reputation of being fearsome. Everything I’ve ever heard about them is always rides for charity, helping stray animals, telling kids to stay in school and doing cute shit like this and generally being nicer than 90% of the population. 

lotrlockedwhovian:

dreamingofcossackia:

live to ride

how did bikers ever get the reputation of being fearsome. Everything I’ve ever heard about them is always rides for charity, helping stray animals, telling kids to stay in school and doing cute shit like this and generally being nicer than 90% of the population. 

Go to bed!!
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purrprinthom:

sketchinetch:

cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

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the comic is killing me

though they got rid of the gold face, this thing belongs more in the horror section than for kids